The Most Powerful Beings in the Universe
Apparently, the most powerful beings in the universe are SPs.
And that’s not me saying it, that’s what the Church says.
Apparently, according to the Church, one word from these super-beings, or even a look, can cause even high-level OTs to lose their gains, get ill or even commit suicide. Apparently the mere presence of one of these beings can turn even experienced, veteran staff and executives into quivering jelly. Exposure to one of their blog posts can apparently wreck hours and hours of expensive auditing.
Now, that’s power.
I recall being at the Int Base when Keith Henson was demonstrating outside. We went into total lockdown; no one could leave the buildings, go to meals, or even look out the windows. Apparently if we got so much as a glimpse of this super-villain, we would turn to cinders.
And it’s still that way. If any SP shows up at the Int Base, they go into lockdown mode, everyone – including many highly trained, long-term veteran Sea Org Members – huddled inside the buildings until the super-beings are safely gone.
And if a couple of masked Anons show up at an Org? Same drill. Everyone huddles inside, curtains drawn. If public have to come and go, they use a back-alley entrance. And they are told to never, never talk with them. One word from these super-beings, apparently, could fry you to dust.
And apparently the PTS/SP Course was to no avail. Despite being recompiled and reissued twice, with every Scientologist required to study and restudy how to “confront and shatter Suppression,” still, there is no one even confronting these powerful beings, let alone shattering them.
One of the things these SPs do, we are told, is reveal OT III materials to the uninitiated. We are told that being exposed to these OT III materials before you have paid for the level – excuse me – before you have prepared for the level, will cause horrible consequences. No doubt they are trying to avoid a repeat of the mass global panic, sickness and death that occurred after the airing of the South Park episode detailing the OT III materials. What’s that? I’m being told that there actually was no global panic or sickness or deaths following that episode. Hmm…
Regardless, I’m sure these powerful SPs have many more secret occult phrases they throw at you, or maybe they flash secret mystical symbols at you. Who knows? Best to be safe and just don’t talk with them or look at them.
If you have to deal with them, send a bunch of people. Never just one or two. If you have to deal with, say, Mike Rinder, then send 8 or 10 people, and be sure to have all of them scream at him at the same time so he doesn’t have a chance to throw out one of those incredibly powerful, soul-destroying phrases that SPs are practiced in! Or if you have to deal with the St. Pete Times or CNN, send a whole crowd of people! Safety in numbers!
And of course you must take any measures to isolate Scientologists from these powerful, evil beings. After all, Scientologists are fragile and require constant protection and coddling. Their delicate cases, tenuous gains and shaky beliefs can be blown away entirely with just a word or glance from these powerful beings.
Even your family and friends can suddenly turn into one of these hideous monsters. So best to check with the Church and see who is OK to contact and who isn’t, to avoid any accidental exposure that might send you spinning into hell.
Of course, some people may wonder what you have to do to gain such awesome power that you strike fear in the hearts of even the most powerful OTs, top Scientology executives and veteran Sea Org Members.
Apparently all you have to do is leave the Church.